What is heard from the Tavern upon Bart’s arrival…
Bart, the man they call Bart
He robbed from the ghouls and gave to the poor
Stood up to the land and gave it what for
Our love for him now ain’t hard to impart
The hero of Kethis the man they call Bart
Ah, Bart saw the chicken’s get eatin
he saw the fouler’s lament
and he saw the ghouls a takin’
every gobbler without payin’ his rent
So he said, you can’t do this to my people
he said, you can’t munch on their meals
So he strapped on his bow
and in five seconds flat,
He cowed every critter that had taken a peel
He robbed from the ghouls and gave to the poor
Stood up to the land and give it what for
Our love for him now ain’t hard to impart
The hero of Kethis the man they call Bart.
Now here is what separates heroes
From common folk like you and I.
The man they call Bart
He turned in those heads
and let the money hit the sky.
He dropped it onto our houses.
He dropped it into our yards.
The man they call Bart.
He turned in those heads
and head out for the stars
He robbed from the ghouls and gave to the poor
Stood up to the land and give it what for
Our love for him now ain’t hard to impart
The hero of Kethis the man they call Bart.